I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
