How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
