this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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