We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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