what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Enjoy the penises
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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