Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Can I color on your dick again?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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