Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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