Sry I called you an 8
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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