I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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