D3 body, D1 cock
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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