i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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