so explain again why im purple
no
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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