Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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