Your mouth is God's brothel.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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