you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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