Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
