Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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