im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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