i don't like sucking hair
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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