well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
where are my eyebrows?
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