That's intense
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Randomize
