R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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