We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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