We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
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