i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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