I want to walk on stilts...naked
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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