Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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