the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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