what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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