I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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