Whoa Z and x make the same sound
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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