somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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