Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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