Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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