I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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