We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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