What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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