Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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