Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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