You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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