The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I could fuck to npr.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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