Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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