your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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