I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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