I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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