I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
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