The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh�
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
