I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
jump out the window naked night went bad
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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