Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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