Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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